Magic iPod



Pete Lit just ran a version of this one...

We're just replacing the magic 8 ball with the iPod on Shuffle, the questions are the standards of this genre, the answers are the songs the iPod replies with. My thoughts are in parenthesis.


How does the world see you?
"It's Your World" Common (I was hoping for REM's "World Leader Pretend")

Will I have a happy life?
"Abyss" Matthew Shipp (That sounds about right)

What do my friends really think of me?
"Monkey" Low
(Eish!)

Do people secretly lust after me?
"Space Ho's" Danger Doom
(Double Eish!)

How can I make myself happy?
"The Long Road" Eddie Vedder & Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
(Take a walk chief!)

What should I do with my life?
"The Cool, Cool River" Paul Simon
(The iPod wants me to hit the road)

Will I ever have children?
"My Mathematical Mind" Spoon

What is some good advice for me?
"Live and Let Die" Guns 'N Roses
(Thank God it was Axel's version of the song...)

How will I be remembered?
"Missing" Beck
(Troubling)

What is my signature dancing song?
"Soul Power" James Brown
(That's right. If I danced.)

What do I think my current theme song is?
"40 Grand in the Hole" Mike Doughty

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
"Ticks & Leeches" Tool

What song will play at my funeral?
"I might be Wrong" Radiohead
(The iPod is more clever than I thought!)

What type of women do I like?
"Your Savior" Temple of the Dog

What is my day going to be like?
"War on War" Wilco

Posted: Mon - April 3, 2006 at 09:30 PM      

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