Summer 2003 Quotes

“Walking chase-scenes are really not that exciting.”
~ Sara

“Either they’re brothers or lovers.”
~ Kate

Bronwyn: “I don’t like putting on a bathing suit”.
Sally: “Then go to a nude beach.”

“I put on a bathing suit to go dancing in the rain on the roof.”
~ Amelia (Band tour)

“I could really be using my blood right now and I can’t use my toaster.”
~ Elena

“I don’t believe that the Washington Post was ever owned by a post.”
~ Harvey responding to Sally’s inquiry on its origin

“Yeah, yeah, yeah . . . No.”
~ Sally

“You will find, young men, that the future looks rosier at the bottom of a glass.”
~ The Three Musketeers

“I don’t know about anyone else, but every time I pass that place I think the sign says ‘Human Palace.’”
~ Katie (Hunan Palace)

“I don’t know anyone else who would keep chemistry goggles on a stuffed animal.”
~ Sara, after discovering Penny’s Easter rabbit wearing lab goggles

“If it's not in the planner, it's not happening!”
~ Elena reveals a truth of life

“I think you better pen in the entire night, and maybe some of the morning”
~ Sara – AIM conversation with Elena about length of dinner plans

“If a triangle could speak, it would say . . . that God is eminently triangular.”
~ Spinoza – everyone claims to have the correct faith and, thus, God

Sara, Kate, Adrienne, and Elena

“I want to do something so big that they turn Mt. Everest into a statue of me.”
~ Andrew

“I used to think I was a mushroom but now I know I’m a cucumber.”
~ Penny who thinks that Sara is a peach and mushroom, Matt is a sunflower, Amber is a zucchini, Elena is a strawberry (mainly the seeds), and Amelia is a mango (mainly the taste)

“Wildfires in Montana have killed one man and chases away many others.”
~ Channel 5 News

“Twisted writings of misguided souls.”
~ Mary F. describing the New Testament (she is Christian)

“Come to me nice hotmail (hot male).”
~ Amelia

Elizabeth: “Do you remember your parents swinging you . . . ?”
Damien: “Yeah! Except the problem with my parents is that my dad is 5’10 and my mom is 4’10.”
Chad: “Suddenly Damien becomes so clear.”

Will: “Emilyn’s going to be such a kooky old woman.”
Sam: “I really hope I don’t know her in her old age.”

“Oh man! I’m flashing the world that’s not behind me.”
~ Elena (her pants were falling down)

“Do you know what modern art is? You draw a big circle and then you draw a little circle next to it. Then you take it to a critic and they make up some deep meaning for it. And the artist just goes with that.”
~ Ben

“I have a big bite on my knee. I have a big bruise on my knee. And I have a big bruise on my life.”
~ Elizabeth

“O lordy, that’s something to start the digestives rolling.”
~ Matt referring to Digestives (a British biscuit)

“O man. I shouldn’t have eaten that neo-Nazi.”
~ Adam

“Does the noise in my head bother you?”
~ In the film “The Gods Must Be Crazy”

“The original individual of the masculine persuasion.”
~ Taboo description for Adam

TOMBSTONES:
“It sounded like a good idea at the time.” Elena
“When they say ‘Don’t do this at home’ they mean it.” Stephanie
“It got old.” Sara

Sara: “Ok girl, you have to go back in your cage now.”
Elena: ”Whoa, deja-vu.”

“Kate, I feel like I just raped you. I took 12 of your books.”
~ Elena

“I should totally become a man! Wait, I don’t want girls on me.”
~ Kate

Ames High School Honors Graduates of 2003

“I don’t understand why Jews are so popular now. I guess we’re the craze.”
~ Sara

"You know, its very hard to hear Sara. Or understand what she says."
~ Sally about Sara

"She reminds me of a wet blanket."
~ Sally trying to use the yiddish word "shlump" ("a drip, a 'drag,' a wet blanket" The Joys of Yiddish)

“Join the Luddites and have fun. Win 101.1101110 points.”
~ Sara during a game of 1000 Blank [White] Cards

“How could you not like cows? They’re so big and dumb and full of meat.”
~ John