| Superhero Alias: | Macgyver Stoner |  |
| Year: | '08 | |
| Spiritual Mantra: | hakuna matata | |
| Super Power: | Making pants disappear. | |
| Quote of Inspiration: | Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now. |
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We'd like to thank JUNK, and especially civilians David Ignacio and Andre de Cavaignac, for their generous aid in our efforts to clean up the streets of Chicago. |
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