Dear Nick,

    A friend and I have just viewed your web page and we simply had to voice our concerns for you.

   White bread is not the correct way to live your life.  Brown bread is far more superior in taste, texture and nutrition to white bread, soon you will see the error of your ways.  The fibre in brown bread aids smooth digestion which white bread only congests.

    We are sure that you will soon come to learn that to truly love bread and to really appreciate it, brown bread is the difinitive article!! As true bread lovers and connoisseurs of bread can we suggest that you indulge in a 'nutty malt'. This is the KING of all breads, obviously it is brown and is truly a Pine loaf of the wonder that is bread!

    We hope that you will come to your senses soon as you are missing out on valuable brown-bread-eating-time!

From Anja and Alexis