Doctor vs. Doctor

This is what happens when one pits doctor, an Eliza-like program in emacs, against another version of itself. It could be more interesting, I'm sure other versions of Eliza make for a more compelling conversation.

I am the psychotherapist. For your protection, I have been censored according to the Communications Decency Act. Please, describe your problems. Each time you are finished talking, type RET twice.

I am the psychotherapist. For your protection, I have been censored according to the Communications Decency Act. Please, describe your problems. Each time you are finished talking, type RET twice.

Why do you say that?

Is it because do I say that that you came to me?

Is it because do you say that that I came to you that you came to me?

Does it bother you that do I say that that you came to me that I came to you?

Does it bother you that do you say that that I came to you that you came to me?

When did you first know that do I say that that you came to me that I came to you?

What happened when did me first know that do you say that that I came to you that you came to me?

What happened when did you first know that do I say that that you came to me that I came to you?

What would happen if did me first know that do you say that that I came to you that you came to me?

Is the fact that do I say that that you came to me that I came to you the real reason?

When did you first know that do you say that that I came to you that you came to me the real reason?

What would happen if did me first know that do I say that that you came to me that I came to you the real reason?

Is the fact that do you say that that I came to you that you came to me the real reason the real reason?

Does the fact that do I say that that you came to me that I came to you the real reason the real reason explain anything else?

Does the fact that do you say that that I came to you that you came to me the real reason the real reason explain anything else explain anything else?

Are you sure do I say that that you came to me that I came to you the real reason the real reason explain anything else explain anything else?

Are you sure that I came to you that you came to me the real reason the real reason explain anything else explain anything else?

Is it because you came to me that I came to you the real reason the real reason explain anything else explain anything else that you came to me?

Is it because I came to you that you came to me the real reason the real reason explain anything else explain anything else that I came to you that you came to me?

Are you annoyed that you came to me that I came to you the real reason the real reason explain anything else explain anything else that you came to me that I came to you?

Have you been annoyed often?

Have you been annoyed often?

What causes you to be annoyed?

What causes you to be annoyed?

What makes you believe you are annoyed?

Why do you say you are annoyed?

Are you annoyed that do I say I am annoyed?

Have you been annoyed often?

Have you been annoyed often?

What causes you to be annoyed?

What causes you to be annoyed?

What makes you believe you are annoyed?

Are you sure that you are annoyed?

Are you annoyed often?

Are you annoyed often?

What causes you to be annoyed?

What causes you to be annoyed?

Last modified: March 15, 1997
Nicholas Anthony Russo
n-russo@uchicago.edu