I took a bunch of happy fun quizzes by Madpirate. This first one was true, oh god, so true:

Androgyne

What kind of girl do you want?
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This one was hiarious::

Nerdslut

What's your sexual appeal?
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And this one I put up sheerily for the humor of it. If I'm a pedophile's dream, then George Bush is Boy George.

Pedophile's Dream Vampire

What type of vampire are you?
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And this I just don't understand:

20% Seme

How seme are you?
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So much for that.