Sally (mom): "Dad does not want to contribute to the deliquency of a minor."
Sara: "I'm not a minor."
Sally: "Then he can contribute to your delinquency."
"I even practiced counting to 25 because I knew I was going to mess up."
~ Liyang
Sara: "Do you mean less or fewer?"
Jeff: "What's the difference?"
Sara: "As long as you can't count there is no difference."