"True you can say that mathematicians are anal, but you have to define anal."
~ Alex (my Algebra T.A.)
"M is an End_R (M) module in a natural way. Natural like in the grocery store, whatever that means."
~ (Algebra professor)
"Why, like why . . . why?"
~ Phil
"SEX! It shuts people up. You should try it some time."
_ Lydia
"What flavor of crazy Kool-Aid did they make you drink when you joined the physics department?"
~ NUMB3RS (the math guy)
"Are you ugly or is it just GL_3 (R) acting on your face?"
~ Jeff
"I can't have sex with you, I'm your T.A.!"
~ stranger
"Black holes are the eyes of the universe."
~ Jeff
"Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating."
~ Joel from "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind"
“If we could convince one Jew that Christ is the Lord we wouldn’t have so much trouble convincing Catholics.”
~A (slightly drunk) priest from a story Grandma told
“ . . . then you’ve got a segment that’s almost as good as pi.”
~ Alex (my Algebra T.A.)