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March 29, 2005
No Chicano sociologists?
If I am unable to attend the Smiths conference, I shall rend my body asunder, or sump'n.
March 19, 2005
Fictional band names from my journal, Fall 1999-Summer 2000
The Totem Polacks Focaccia-pet Tildo The Knee-Jerks Jiminy Piwo Contraindications with Moron (TM) Hopeless Semantics Massive Pontiff Hell n' Ready Hall and Ass Haulin' Oats The New and Improved Homos Quiet [pronounced "kwee-AY"] Frantic Bacon No, Man, -I'm- Dave Nobody Came The Curios The Fucking Geniuses Hilt Chocolate Hilt Julep Insanitizer Crimitorium Eager Beaker [this was accompanied by a drawing of a smiling laboratory beaker exclaiming "mL! mL!"] Dilduendo The Contractual Obligations 'Per Se' Sledge The Alcoholograms The Bucoholics Big 'Ol Chet's Eyeliner Chink Think Tank Expect Delays The Sniggers Valmyra 69 [a type of land mine] The Lapsed Agnostics L'Uomo Homo Della Duomo Crinoline Minded The Miercoles The Bottom Dollars You Toucha My Band, I Breaka You Face The Heavyweights Amygdala Opines I Thought You Said Your Dog Does Not Bite Lugubricant Nomenculture [name for lesbian rock band] The Ex-X-File-ophiles Salutatocracy Septuagenaricrats Franalabadami Harvey and the Lackluster Monochrome Windbreaker Yttrium Atrium And an idea for a new dance, the "Quote-Unquote," where you dance around making the "finger quote" gesture. Also something Andy Creighton said one day in rehearsal that I wrote down: "Can we try playing that again like we're not on 'ludes?" Celebrities at their worst.
March 10, 2005
Arjuna asks the jukebox of kala
Why all of a sudden is everyone on SoulSeek downloading Paul Davis's '65 Love Affair from me?
March 08, 2005
Croissanwich Better Have My Money
Two very wrong things: Treating meat like treating people like meat "I'm Lovin' It" as charming Engrish [sound of gong]
March 04, 2005
Get Down Tonight; No Interest 'til 2006
My alter ego, DJ Personal Bankruptcy, will be guest-DJ'ing at Radio Free Chicago Night next week. Party people will need to get down to aliveOne, 2683 N. Halsted, on Wednesday March 9th. The roof will officially be on fire starting around 9 pm.
March 03, 2005
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