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May 22, 2003
[HPMusic] acoustic guitar set-up/intonation

J. Niimi jniimi@fermi.uchicago.edu
Wed, 9 Oct 2002 16:15:48 +0100
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Date: Wed, 09 Oct 2002 15:30:35 -0500
From: Hal Jalikikik
Reply-To: Hal Jalikikik
Subject: [HPMusic] acoustic guitar set-up/intonation
To: musicians@listhost.uchicago.edu

Hey listers-

It's time to take my acoustic in for an expert set-up/intonation job. I
spend way too much time re-tuning after I put on a capo. Does anyone have
recommendations for a good place to have this done, like, that you'd swear
by their abilities and turn-around time? I have a gig next Thursday
(Lakeview Links, opening for Roomclearer and one other
band), and it would be nice if my guitar were in tip-top shape.

-Hal

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Hal:

I can set your guitar up expertly for you. The only setback (a very small one,
really) is that I can only set it up to play "Baby I'm-a Want You." You don't
happen to have that song in your set list, do you? Let me know.

Anyway, I'll share my special set-up method with my homies here on the list.
What up, hyde park doggz! First I boil up a bunch of eggs. Then I press the
eggs down against the strings such that they get sliced neatly into wedges as
they fall into the soundhole. Then, I play a little bit of "Ventura Highway,"
just to make sure the eggs are jammed in there real good. Next I take the
guitar down to the 7-11 near my house, and fill up the rest of the soundhole
with blueberry Slurpee. The guitar sounds good as a motherfucker afterwards,
every single time! I know it sounds crazy, but it WORKS. So when do you plan to
bring it over for me to work on? I can come by your place after work today.
I'll just come by around 6 or so. Okay, see you then

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