Okay, this is really stupid, but does anyone else look at the
clock every few minutes when they're trying to fall asleep and think, "If I fall asleep right now, I'll get 7 hours and 48 minutes of sleep?" I do and it really pisses me off.

I think that before anyone is admitted to any sporting event, you should have to take a test showing at least minimal knowledge of the sport.  I'm tired of sitting in front of people who don't know what a touchdown is.

Do you ever rerun a conversation in your head except
inserting what you wish you would've said? Obviously I do or I wouldn't be writing about it.

Does anyone else think that that little girl on the Welch's grape juice ad is really freaky? She scares the shit out of me.

I admit it...I used to watch Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman...and enjoyed it. (gasp!)

How many people would you kill if you knew you would never be caught? And don't give me any "I wouldn't kill anyone" bullshit...I know everyone can think of a few.

You know what I hate?  Funsuckers. You know who you are!!

What is up with those commercials for STD treatments? They show these good-looking couples frolicking on a beach, totally happy, not a cloud in the sky. I don't know about you, but to me they make having genital herpes look pretty damn good... 




Enough ranting for today...