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Figure 1
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The above picture shows East German scientists analyzing data using the Electronic Data-Processor "Robotron 300." Like East Germany, the Bivens Institute is committed to using the finest data-processing technology available. The Institute's cutting-edge technology, combined with our vast combined experience (over 95 years, counting the cats), means more reliable results in a fraction of the time. However, due to the statistical complexity of our previous research projects, we do not yet have results available for public consumption. Please bear with us as our data-processing team (much like Figure 2) analyzes the always-surprising results of our constant research and transforms the raw numbers into readable text and friendly graphics.
Figure 2